State Property Meme Script (Full Lines)

Last updated: October 22, 2026

Here is the complete dialogue from the state property meme, the clip people know as Hit the Road Dude. It is only about eleven seconds long, which is why it is so easy to quote, lip-sync and remake.

The full script

Fisherman (off camera): "Can we fish here? I thought it was state property."

Driver: "State?"

Fisherman: "Yeah."

Driver: "This?"

Fisherman: "Yeah."

Driver: "State? Hit the road, dude. This ain't no state property. This is private property."

1Your photo

Best results: one person or one pet, face clearly visible and facing the camera, even light. Avoid group photos, sunglasses and heavy filters. People keep the original voice; pets get an AI voice saying the same lines.

2Who is driving?

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Where the timing matters

The joke lives in two pauses: the beat of silence before the first "State?", and the second "State?" right before "Hit the road, dude." If you lip-sync it, hold your face still during both pauses and only move on the punchline.

Lyrics vs. script

People also search for the "state property meme lyrics" because remixes turned the lines into songs. The words above are the original dialogue; remix lyrics vary by creator. See our Hit the Road Dude song page for more.

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